
Mrs Claus' Secret Membership 🤶🏻
A cosy, magical membership for a calm, creative Christmas season... without the chaos.
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You make the season magical for everyone else.
This time, let’s make space for you, too.
You’ve seen the TikToks.
The mom opening a housecoat on Christmas morning while the kids (and dad) get drones, Lego sets, iPads.
Or the FULL stockings for everyone, even the dog, but mom's is empty.
We're the ones who do everything and get… almost nothing.
Not because no one loves us.
But because we become invisible in the chaos.
Because no one else thought to make a list for us.
Because WE ARE the magic and no one noticed we might need a little magic, too.
That’s who I built this for.
Mrs Claus’ Secret Membership is a calm, cosy space for the women who do it all and are ready to do it a little differently this year.
Not by doing more.
But by having a rhythm... A plan.
And permission to actually enjoy the season too.
✨ So what is the membership?
Mrs Claus’ Secret Membership is your a quiet corner of calm in the middle of the season’s noise.
Not a course.
Not a challenge.
Not one more thing to keep up with.
Just a gentle rhythm of support, planning, and creative tools to help you move through the holidays differently without losing yourself in the glitter and grocery lists.
Whether you're a planner girl at heart, a creative soul who gets swept up in the busy-ness, or a busy mom who simply wants more peace and joy this holiday season, you're in the right place.
Inside, you'll find the tools, time, and tea to plan with intention, feel supported, and actually enjoy the magic you’re creating for everyone else.
Why this membership matters...
We...
Buy the gifts, hide the gifts, wrap the gifts, deliver the gifts.
Buy the food, make the food, exchange the cookies.
Make the costumes, attend the concerts and plays.
Plan the parties, host the parties, attend all the parties.
Take a family photo and send out Christmas cards.
Make gingerbread houses and make memories.
Stuff the stocking and stock the pantry.
It’s all so much.
And let’s be honest... three weeks is not enough to get it all done, not for any sane person who wants a peaceful Christmas they actually get to enjoy.
Buy the gifts, hide the gifts, wrap the gifts, deliver the gifts.
Buy the food, make the food, exchange the cookies.
Make the costumes, attend the concerts and plays.
Plan the parties, host the parties, attend all the parties.
Take a family photo and send out Christmas cards.
Make gingerbread houses and make memories.
Stuff the stocking and stock the pantry.
It’s all so much.
And let’s be honest... three weeks is not enough to get it all done, not for any sane person who wants a peaceful Christmas they actually get to enjoy.
🎄 What’s Included:
✔️ The full Christmas Planner - printable + beautiful
✔️ Monthly modules from October to January (bite-sized, calming, effective)
→ plus a WELCOME module ready and waiting for you when you join
✔️ Creative tools & prompts to keep you grounded and joyful
✔️ Monthly Q&A calls (live or recorded, your choice!)
✔️ Access to every planner add-on, printable, and monthly workbook
✔️ Gentle structure to guide you through the season, and support and planning after the holidays too
✔️ BONUS: Access to the Plan Your Christmas class
→ It’s one of my most-loved classes and now it’s yours when you join!
Want the Advent Calendar too?
Treat yourself to the full festive experience with The Cosy Christmas Bundle you’ll get the Advent Calendar and Mrs Claus’ Secret Membership… and save $25 when you grab them together.
✨ One checkout. Two holiday treats.
Your stationery advent calendar and your calm Christmas rhythm, all wrapped up together.
👉 Get the Cosy Christmas Bundle – $217 USD
(We’ll email you your membership access + coupon code right after checkout!)
Learn more about the Advent Calendar here: The Hooting Pirate Advent Calendar
offer only available when you pay in full
Or enroll now in the membership, choose to pay in full or in 4 monthly payments.
This membership is for you if:
You love the idea of a magical holiday, but often end up overwhelmed
You want to make time for your own creativity and joy
You enjoy planning, paper, and pretty things... but not rigid systems
You want to stay focused without burning out
You’re ready for a gentler, more meaningful December
How it works:
- Starts right away - a Welcome module is ready and waiting for you!
- New content is released monthly (through January)
- Join once and enjoy everything included
- Access via Teachable - log in anytime, from anywhere
- Light, manageable content that fits your season and your energy

Pricing
Choose the option that fits your sleigh:
Full Membership
Price: $177 until Oct 31! (early elf price! regularly $222)
Includes: All modules, bonuses, Q&As
Monthly Plan
Price: $47/month Ă— 4
Includes: Full membership with flexible payments
Ends automatically in Jan 2026
Cosy Christmas Bundle
Price: $217 USD
Includes: Advent Calendar + Full Membership
Get the Cosy Christmas Bundle – $217 USD
(your membership access coupon will be emailed to you after purchase!)
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Your Instructor

Hi, I’m Cara... planner girl, paper lover, mom of six, and the creator behind The Hooting Pirate.
I’ve spent years juggling creative projects and creating Christmas magic, all the while keeping the household running while drowning under Christmas preparations, and I know what it’s like to feel invisible during the holidays like you’re doing everything for everyone else, and getting nothing but a housecoat in return.
I built Mrs Claus’ Secret Membership as the thing I needed: gentle guidance, cosy printables, and just enough structure to help women like us actually enjoy the season without losing ourselves in it.
It didn’t happen overnight, I earned my Christmas Queen crown the hard way: by wrapping gifts at midnight and burning out by December 17th. That’s why I plan early now, and why I created this space for you, too.
Let’s make space for joy again, tea, washi, and all.
